Simon got a little over-eager and grew one goofy lookin’ root, way up in the air. He realized he made a mistake, but now he thinks it looks kinda cool. Give him a nice sunny window, and he’ll start growing clones, too.

Suggested donation: $7

Want to take Simon home? Go here!

This Mother of Thousands comes with some crazy alchemy in store—each one of her leaves will grow mini-clones that you can plant in her soil, or repot and give to friends. Just water her when her soil is dry, and keep her someplace sunny and bright.

Suggested donation: $7

Is Sabrina your new housemate? Take her home!

Sal loves D&D, and his friends don’t seem to have the heart to tell him that he’s not very good at it. He’s skinny little goof now, but give him a couple weeks in a sunny window, and he’ll be growing clones of himself like a boss.

Suggested donation: $8

Got a windowsill for Sal? Adopt him here!

The Triplets aren’t so much a “bonded triad” as they are three goofs who got a little tangled up. But they seem pretty happy together. All three did come from the same Mother of Thousands plant, though, and they’ll continue the tradition of growing more little goofs to get tangled up with them.

Suggested donation: $16

Want to take these three home? Adopt here!

The Twins, Elsa and Ilsa, are a bonded pair. They fell from the same Mother of Thousands plant, and have been following each others’ exact dips and loops as they’ve started growing up. Give them a nice sunny window and a little water, and they’ll start growing little clones just like them.

Suggested donation: $12

Scout’s an explorer. This little doobery Cuban Oregano plant grows air roots like crazy, and will put them in whatever dirt she can find. She’s a Georgia transplant and loves the humidity. Keep her sunny and spritzed and she’ll keep exploring. Spoiler alert: she also smells amazing.

Suggested donation: $9

Is Scout your new housemate? Take her home!

When Frankie walks into a bar, you notice. She wouldn’t call it swagger, per se, but she won’t mind if you do. Give this Mother of Thousands a bright window to hang out in, and she’ll be full of surprises in a few weeks.

Suggested donation: $12

Winny still has Birkenstock tan lines from last summer, and she’s not ashamed to wear them with socks, either. This Cuban Oregano plant loves a little humidity, and would be stoked to hang out in your sunny window.

Suggested donation: $15

Interested in Winny? Adopt her!

Pruitt is a hardass. Yeah, he’s a Mother of Thousands, bringer of life, yadda yadda yadda. But he’s also very disappointed in your last report card, and when was the last time you cleaned your room? Give him a nice sunny window to live in, and he might mellow out.

Suggested donation: $12

Interested in Pru? Adopt him!

Scooter’s mom keeps asking him what he’s doing with his life. He’s keeping a low profile for now, but man, he’s got plans. This Mother of Thousands is gonna grow up to be a succulent-cloning machine. Just give him a sunny window and water him when he’s soil is dry, and he’ll get there.

Suggested donation: $9

Eloise has some big plans when she grows up. Right now she has to focus on her own leaves, but give her a few weeks and she’ll start sprouting little clones like it’s her job. But she’s also totally gonna be an astronaut.

Suggested donation: $12

Fran always knows when you need a cup of tea. It’s a little uncanny. This Mother of Thousands is gonna start sprouting new plants on each of her leaves any week now, but in the meantime, she’s just looking for a cozy window to hang out in with you.

Suggested donation: $12

Interested in Fran? Adopt her!

Maude is a Georgia transplant, and she’ll talk your ear off about it (it was quite a journey.) She snuck off of the larger Cuban Oregano plant, grew her own roots, and started her new life all on her own. And that new life smells amazing.

Suggested donation: $12

Is Maude your new, delicious-smelling housemate? Adopt her!

Savannah was clipped from a leggy fish hook plant in Park Slope, and while she doesn’t miss the lines, she does miss brunch. But give her a sunny window to hang in and few encouraging words, and she’ll settle into her new home just fine.

Suggested donation: $15 + a buck or two for a handmade hanger

Salem might be small now, but he knows how to demand attention. He’s a Mother of Thousands, which means each leaf he grows will also grow a dozen little Salem clones that you can either plop in the same soil or repot and share with your friends. He only needs to be watered when his soil is dry, but he does like a good sunny spot to hang out.

Suggested donation: $7

Penelope literally grew out of a dying leaf. She’s a damn phoenix and she’ll make sure you remember that. She’s a Mother of Thousands, so each of her little succulent leaves will grow clones that can be replanted in the same soil, or repotted for your friends (you can see some of the pink ones at the tip!) Basically she’s a miracle of nature. Give her a nice sunny spot and don’t water her until she’s pretty dry, and she’ll repay you with tiny succulent gifts.

Suggested donation: $15

Ted loves to read, but honestly he prefers picture books to a proper novel. He likes a sunny spot in a window and prefers to be watered only when the top two inches of his soil are dry. He doesn’t like to brag, but he smells REALLY good.

Suggested donation: $15

Dennis has been nursing a sourdough starter since 2017, and he’s a little annoyed that you’re all doing it now. He tries to be easygoing though, and in indirect light, he’ll grow like a champ. Just don’t call him Denny, please.

Suggested donation: $12

Travis has no idea how to play hacky sack, but like, that’s really surprising. He loves plaid and wears the same almost-too-dirty beanie most days. He’s a Mother of Thousands, so very soon he’s gonna start growing clones on all of his leaves. But, not in an apocalyptic way. Just give him a sunny window and water him when his soil is dry.

Suggested donation: $12

Charlie prefers to be “in the audience” during party games, and has worn the same pair of saddle shoes every day this year. This Tradescantia zebrina is a transplant from a Florida backyard, and so far she’s pretty into the Northeast. She naturally likes to creep, so put her near a window, and she’ll just grow toward the sun.

Suggested donation: $15

Jo is not too proud to admit that “frozé” is delicious. I mean, c’mon, it’s a pink wine slushy. She comes from a long line of hardy bathroom dwelling pothos, and she plans to continue the tradition. She’ll do well in a sunny window, but if hew new home’s a little darker, she’ll still make do.

Suggested donation: $10

See those little leaves peaking out of the dirt? She grew those bad boys underwater. She’s still figuring out exactly where she wants to grow from, but like, who isn’t, right? Give her a nice bright window, and water her when the top of her soil is dry, and she’ll figure it out.

Suggested donation: $15